February 2012
bases for normal people:
1st: kissing
2nd: kinky stuff
3rd: oral
home run: sex
bases for me:
1st: knowing each other's existence
2nd: breathing the same air
3rd: eye contact
home run: speaking to each other
I'm really tired of not being someone's first...
unitedhobosofamerica:
everyone on here is so gorgeous and i’m so ugly wtf can i shoot myself i’m disgusting
england is shit
Boys in American films: Hi.. You're really pretty and I know I'm kinda nerdy but... Would you like to go out some time?
Boy in French films: You are the most beautiful human being I have ever seen, I must have you.
Boy in English films: Oioi piff-ting ya wonna get laid tonight rude gal yeh mans gonna get wet init what you sayin.
